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WhatsApp Status: 180+ Best and Clever Lines

WhatsApp status need not be boring!
Samyak Lalit | June 20, 2014 (Last update: September 23, 2017)

Samyak Lalit is an Indian author and disability rights activist. He is the principal author and founder of projects like TechWelkin, WeCapable, Viklangta, Kavita Kosh among many others.

  1. I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable. [tweet it]
  2. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. [tweet it]
  3. I usually take a two hour nap, from one to four. [tweet it]
  4. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. [tweet it]
  5. Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me? [tweet it]
  6. Do unto others before they do unto you. [tweet it]
  7. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. [tweet it]
  8. I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged! [tweet it]
  9. He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. [tweet it]
  10. A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. [tweet it]
  11. I’m totally a cheap date; I don’t pay for anything. [tweet it]
  12. It’s not too far, it just seems like it is. [tweet it]
  13. It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. [tweet it]
  14. Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs. [tweet it]
  15. His I.Q. is so low you can’t test it. You have to dig for it. [tweet it]
  16. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? [tweet it]
  17. A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. [tweet it]
  18. Evil is obvious only in retrospect. [tweet it]
  19. I’d far rather be happy than right. [tweet it]
  20. I’d explain it to you but I’m afraid your head might explode. [tweet it]
  21. I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. [tweet it]
  22. I can resist everything except temptation. [tweet it]
  23. You’re pretty close to perfect when you’re standing next to me. [tweet it]

This is perhaps the second quotes based post I have published on TechWelkin. Earlier, I had posted a list of quotations from Steve Jobs, the founder of Apple Inc. Well, I hope you liked the above list of one-liner best WhatsApp Status. Please don’t forget to share it and post more such lines in the comments section below. I do listen to my readers and update my articles based on the input I get from them. Thank you for visiting TechWelkin!

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43 responses to “WhatsApp Status: 180+ Best and Clever Lines”

  1. Biswajeet Singh says:

    Awesome, heart touching and classy quotes! Anyone will easily get into it.

  2. Parul Prajapati says:

    all quotes are very nice (Y)

  3. Jyothi says:

    Nice WhatsApp status messages. I sent this link to all my friends.

  4. kula says:

    Good quotes, gonna use some.

  5. status for whatsapp says:

    very nice status for whatsapp…. please keep updating more and more cool status for whatsapp…
    such a nice article for being so cool on whatsapp in front of friends :P :D

  6. Siya says:

    I like this. Very thoughtful and funny…

  7. rizalie says:

    I like all the quotes :) and love to share these :) thank you very much! every quote is meaningful.

  8. Anselm says:

    Very nice and funny quotes I’ll share this with my friends. Thanks Lalit Kumar. I saw your other articles on explaining emojis and WhatsApp message delivery symbols good work even more explanatory than WhatsApp website itself. *Applauds*

  9. Heerj says:

    very inspiring thoughts..

  10. sam says:

    A few more :
    ‘Squirrels that run up Women’s legs find no nuts’
    ‘Only when the tide goes out you discover who’s been swimming naked’

  11. Raya r kande says:

    Good quotes…

  12. Aditi mahajan says:

    All thoughts are very nice. I loved it.

  13. Mary says:

    Wow! they are real very nice quotes and status, very useful and great ideas. Many thanks for this.

  14. achal joshi says:

    Great Collection, Lalitji! Look forward to new additions.

    Here’s some more for you:

    The Best Revenge Is Living Well!

    To those who exclaim I haven’t changed in years…well my dear, perfection is difficult to improve upon!

    What if, upon dying, God asks,”So, how was heaven?”

    How are you intelligent matters more than how intelligent are you.

  15. kishushrivastava says:

    Nice nice nice

  16. Tej says:

    Happy to see these quotes. I’m using them!

    Thank you Lalit!!!

  17. aabeey says:

    wow..lovely qoutes gotta save d page…asap.

  18. Jiya says:

    Nice status…..

  19. Prithviraj says:

    Wow wow so nice,,,,,,,

  20. Sabrez Alam says:

    Great collection Lalit.

    Keep it up!

  21. chiggy says:

    Best quotes are here…..
    that r fâbôô…..
    i like it so much that i suggest this page to my friends….

  22. shona says:

    All thoughts are very nice and true

  23. vimla khatri says:

    all the thoughts are good …I like it

  24. Indhu says:

    Superrrr I like it

  25. jack says:

    nice job lalit

  26. saikrishna imandi says:

    really awesm nd gud collection…!!!

  27. Dhanashree says:

    Nice ! Has attitude and positives.

  28. vino says:

    so nice status . I like it.

  29. humaira says:

    coolll!!!

  30. ARV says:

    stantard collections ..its different… in good sense :)

  31. Anurag Singh says:

    All thoughts r very gud :)

  32. rajendra kumar raj says:

    Felt batter from others status

  33. noor says:

    very nice

  34. Stacy says:

    Nice, from the post title i thought they will all be those normal love quotes that people share. They are very simple and for different occasions

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