- I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable. [tweet it]
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. [tweet it]
- I usually take a two hour nap, from one to four. [tweet it]
- Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. [tweet it]
- Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me? [tweet it]
- Do unto others before they do unto you. [tweet it]
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. [tweet it]
- I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged! [tweet it]
- He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. [tweet it]
- A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. [tweet it]
- I’m totally a cheap date; I don’t pay for anything. [tweet it]
- It’s not too far, it just seems like it is. [tweet it]
- It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. [tweet it]
- Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs. [tweet it]
- His I.Q. is so low you can’t test it. You have to dig for it. [tweet it]
- If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? [tweet it]
- A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. [tweet it]
- Evil is obvious only in retrospect. [tweet it]
- I’d far rather be happy than right. [tweet it]
- I’d explain it to you but I’m afraid your head might explode. [tweet it]
- I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. [tweet it]
- I can resist everything except temptation. [tweet it]
- You’re pretty close to perfect when you’re standing next to me. [tweet it]
This is perhaps the second quotes based post I have published on TechWelkin. Earlier, I had posted a list of quotations from Steve Jobs, the founder of Apple Inc. Well, I hope you liked the above list of one-liner best WhatsApp Status. Please don’t forget to share it and post more such lines in the comments section below. I do listen to my readers and update my articles based on the input I get from them. Thank you for visiting TechWelkin!
Awesome, heart touching and classy quotes! Anyone will easily get into it.
all quotes are very nice (Y)
Nice WhatsApp status messages. I sent this link to all my friends.
Good quotes, gonna use some.
very nice status for whatsapp…. please keep updating more and more cool status for whatsapp…
such a nice article for being so cool on whatsapp in front of friends :P :D
I like this. Very thoughtful and funny…
I like all the quotes :) and love to share these :) thank you very much! every quote is meaningful.
Very nice and funny quotes I’ll share this with my friends. Thanks Lalit Kumar. I saw your other articles on explaining emojis and WhatsApp message delivery symbols good work even more explanatory than WhatsApp website itself. *Applauds*
Anselm, I am happy that you find my articles useful. Looking forward to hear more from you on TechWelkin.
very inspiring thoughts..
A few more :
‘Squirrels that run up Women’s legs find no nuts’
‘Only when the tide goes out you discover who’s been swimming naked’
Good quotes…
All thoughts are very nice. I loved it.
Wow! they are real very nice quotes and status, very useful and great ideas. Many thanks for this.
Great Collection, Lalitji! Look forward to new additions.
Here’s some more for you:
The Best Revenge Is Living Well!
To those who exclaim I haven’t changed in years…well my dear, perfection is difficult to improve upon!
What if, upon dying, God asks,”So, how was heaven?”
How are you intelligent matters more than how intelligent are you.
Thanks Achal! :-)
one mind can rule many heads
Nice nice nice
Happy to see these quotes. I’m using them!
Thank you Lalit!!!
wow..lovely qoutes gotta save d page…asap.
Glad that you enjoyed these short quotations!
Nice status…..
Wow wow so nice,,,,,,,
Great collection Lalit.
Keep it up!
Best quotes are here…..
that r fâbôô…..
i like it so much that i suggest this page to my friends….
Sure Chirag! Go ahead and share this page with your friends!
Keep it up awesme
All thoughts are very nice and true
all the thoughts are good …I like it
Superrrr I like it
nice job lalit
really awesm nd gud collection…!!!
Nice ! Has attitude and positives.
so nice status . I like it.
coolll!!!
stantard collections ..its different… in good sense :)
nice
All thoughts r very gud :)
Thanks Anurag. Glad you liked them! :-)
Felt batter from others status
very nice
Nice, from the post title i thought they will all be those normal love quotes that people share. They are very simple and for different occasions
Thanks Stacy! I am glad that you liked these quotes.