WhatsApp Status: 180+ Best and Clever Lines

WhatsApp is probably the world’s most popular mobile chat client. Especially, this mobile app has caught the fancy of younger generation. WhatsApp is on the way to completely eliminate the term “texting” and replace it with “apping”. You may have observed it, a lot of people are mostly seen online on WhatsApps. Now people have begun to use WhatsApp on their computers also. Wide use of non-English languages also shows the depth this app has gained among masses.

Talking about language, the app provides facility to set a WhatsApp Status message for yourself. Although, for some users WhatsApp status is not a very important thing (yours truly is one of them!) but majority of folks wants to show-off some cheeky, intelligent-crafted one liner status messages in their WhatsApp profiles. So, I thought of doing a research and prepare a list of some cool status quotes (mostly in one line) that you can use as status. Here are the best WhatsApp status in one line as per my liking: (And yes, I am going to keep on adding more in every few days! The current list is given below)

UPDATE (16 December 2016): A set of clever one liner quotes for your Facebook bio is also available now.

UPDATE (16 September 2014): We have written a post on some more short one line status for use on Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp etc. Check it out!

WhatsApp status need not be boring!
WhatsApp status need not be boring!
  1. The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back. [tweet]
  2. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today. [tweet]
  3. Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy! [tweet]
  4. If nothing was learned, nothing was taught. [tweet]
  5. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way. [tweet]
  6. I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem. [tweet]
  7. I started with nothing, and I still have most of it. [tweet]
  8. Bombs don’t kill people, explosions kill people. [tweet]
  9. All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though. [tweet]
  10. Welcome to Utah: set your watch back 20 years. [tweet]
  11. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. [tweet]
  12. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. [tweet]
  13. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. [tweet]
  14. My conscience is clean — I have never used it. [tweet]
  15. Failure is not an option. It’s bundled with your software. [tweet]
  16. Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right. [tweet]
  17. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. [tweet]
  18. Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer. [tweet]
  19. Time doesn’t exist. Clocks exists. [tweet]
  20. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. [tweet]
  21. Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. [tweet]
  22. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. [tweet]
  23. If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success. [tweet]
  24. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it. [tweet]
  25. If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. [tweet]
  26. I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. [tweet]
  27. My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts. [tweet]
  28. Sounds like it’s time to get that Enterprise built! [tweet]
  29. I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory. [tweet]
  30. The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list. [tweet]
  31. Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career. [tweet]
  32. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. [tweet]
  33. Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes? [tweet]
  34. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. [tweet]
  35. The dogs bark but the caravan moves on. [tweet]
  36. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. [tweet]
  37. Jesus loves you, it’s everybody else that thinks you’re an a… [tweet]
  38. I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it. [tweet]
  39. A day for firm decisions! Or is it? [tweet]
  40. Take my advice — I’m not using it. [tweet]
  41. Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior. [tweet]
  42. The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills. [tweet]
  43. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand! [tweet]
  44. When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails. [tweet]
  45. Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise. [tweet]
  46. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. [tweet]
  47. Sure, I’d love to help you out… now, which way did you come in? [tweet]
  48. I would like to slip into something more comfortable —like a coma. [tweet]
  49. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. [tweet]
  50. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? [tweet]
  51. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. [tweet]
  52. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? [tweet]
  53. Everybody repeat after me: “We are all individuals.” [tweet]
  54. A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff. [tweet]
  55. If you are here —who is running hell? [tweet]
  56. Support bacteria —they’re the only culture some people have. [tweet]
  57. Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat? [tweet]
  58. There is no dance without the dancers. [tweet]
  59. Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”? [tweet]
  60. Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. [tweet]
  61. Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no. [tweet]
  62. I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW! [tweet]
  63. Every organization is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting. [tweet]
  64. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. [tweet]
  65. A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything. [tweet it]
  66. Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them. [tweet it]
  67. Life is a roller-coaster inside of a maze. [tweet it]
  68. Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes. [tweet it]
  69. When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way. [tweet it]
  70. There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side. [tweet it]
  71. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight. [tweet it]
  72. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. [tweet it]
  73. I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. [tweet it]
  74. Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop. [tweet it]
  75. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. [tweet it]
  76. I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. [tweet it]

43 thoughts on “WhatsApp Status: 180+ Best and Clever Lines”

  1. status for whatsapp

    very nice status for whatsapp…. please keep updating more and more cool status for whatsapp…
    such a nice article for being so cool on whatsapp in front of friends :P :D

  2. Very nice and funny quotes I’ll share this with my friends. Thanks Lalit Kumar. I saw your other articles on explaining emojis and WhatsApp message delivery symbols good work even more explanatory than WhatsApp website itself. *Applauds*

  3. A few more :
    ‘Squirrels that run up Women’s legs find no nuts’
    ‘Only when the tide goes out you discover who’s been swimming naked’

  4. Great Collection, Lalitji! Look forward to new additions.

    Here’s some more for you:

    The Best Revenge Is Living Well!

    To those who exclaim I haven’t changed in years…well my dear, perfection is difficult to improve upon!

    What if, upon dying, God asks,”So, how was heaven?”

    How are you intelligent matters more than how intelligent are you.

  5. Best quotes are here…..
    that r fâbôô…..
    i like it so much that i suggest this page to my friends….

  6. Nice, from the post title i thought they will all be those normal love quotes that people share. They are very simple and for different occasions

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