WhatsApp Status: 180+ Best and Clever Lines

  1. Train your mind to see good in everything. [tweet it]
  2. When nothing goes right, go left! [tweet it]
  3. Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. [tweet it]
  4. I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. [tweet it]
  5. If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives. [tweet it]
  6. Born to express not to impress. [tweet it]
  7. If you’ve never lost your mind, you’ve never followed your heart. [tweet it]
  8. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. [tweet it]
  9. I love my job only when I’m on vacation. [tweet it]
  10. If you like me, then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard. [tweet it]
  11. I am totally available! Please disturb me! [tweet it]
  12. Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON. [tweet it]
  13. I make mistakes; I’ll be the second to admit it. [tweet it]
  14. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. [tweet it]
  15. Silent people have the loudest minds. [tweet it]
  16. The trouble is that you think you’ve time! [tweet it]
  17. I am a good boy with lots of bad habits. [tweet it]
  18. Do more of what makes you happy. [tweet it]
  19. Never mind what I told you, you do as I tell you. [tweet it]
  20. I am not telling you it’s going to be easy. I am telling you it’s going to be worth it. [tweet it]
  21. It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better. [tweet it]
  22. Passion is the genesis of genius. [tweet it]
  23. I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. [tweet it]
  24. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn. [tweet it]
  25. If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. [tweet it]
  26. Don’t confuse having a career with having a life. [tweet it]
  27. The road to success is always under construction. [tweet it]
  28. War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. [tweet it]
  29. Happiness does not buy you money. [tweet it]
  30. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. [tweet it]
  31. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. [tweet it]
  32. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. [tweet it]
  33. Be a good person, but don’t try to prove. [tweet it]
  34. When everything comes your way. Then you are on the wrong way. [tweet it]
  35. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. [tweet it]
  36. So far, this is the oldest I’ve been. [tweet it]
  37. Friendship comes when silence between two people is there. [tweet it]
  38. We’re a non-profit company. It didn’t start out that way but it happened. [tweet it]
  39. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. [tweet it]
  40. Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. [tweet it]
  41. First love is important but last love is very important. [tweet it]
  42. I liked things better when I didn’t understand them. [tweet it]
  43. Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status [tweet it]
  44. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. [tweet it]
  45. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. [tweet it]
  46. If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try. [tweet it]
  47. In “Success” all depends on the second letter. [tweet it]
  48. To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. [tweet it]
  49. A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. [tweet it]

43 thoughts on “WhatsApp Status: 180+ Best and Clever Lines”

  1. status for whatsapp

    very nice status for whatsapp…. please keep updating more and more cool status for whatsapp…
    such a nice article for being so cool on whatsapp in front of friends :P :D

  2. Very nice and funny quotes I’ll share this with my friends. Thanks Lalit Kumar. I saw your other articles on explaining emojis and WhatsApp message delivery symbols good work even more explanatory than WhatsApp website itself. *Applauds*

  3. A few more :
    ‘Squirrels that run up Women’s legs find no nuts’
    ‘Only when the tide goes out you discover who’s been swimming naked’

  4. Great Collection, Lalitji! Look forward to new additions.

    Here’s some more for you:

    The Best Revenge Is Living Well!

    To those who exclaim I haven’t changed in years…well my dear, perfection is difficult to improve upon!

    What if, upon dying, God asks,”So, how was heaven?”

    How are you intelligent matters more than how intelligent are you.

  5. Best quotes are here…..
    that r fâbôô…..
    i like it so much that i suggest this page to my friends….

  6. Nice, from the post title i thought they will all be those normal love quotes that people share. They are very simple and for different occasions

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