WhatsApp Status: 180+ Best and Clever Lines

  1. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said. [tweet it]
  2. She’s so fake. If you look behind her neck, I bet it says “Made in China”. [tweet it]
  3. I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode. [tweet it]
  4. If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less. [tweet it]
  5. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. [tweet it]
  6. The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. [tweet it]
  7. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not. [tweet it]
  8. Whatever it is — I didn’t do it! [tweet it]
  9. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”. [tweet it]
  10. If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing. [tweet it]
  11. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. [tweet it]
  12. WhatsApp is using me! [tweet it]
  13. I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class. [tweet it]
  14. I drink to make other people interesting. [tweet it]
  15. If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories. [tweet it]
  16. I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. [tweet it]
  17. We repair what your husband fixed. (Plumbing company motto.) [tweet it]
  18. Never test how deep the water is with both feet. [tweet it]
  19. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. [tweet it]
  20. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! [tweet it]
  21. Man makes money. Money make man mad. [tweet it]
  22. I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect. [tweet it]
  23. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. [tweet it]
  24. A party without cake is just a meeting. [tweet it]
  25. His story is History, My Story is Mystery. [tweet it]
  26. The other teams could make trouble for us if they win. [tweet it]
  27. Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report. [tweet it]
  28. Life is a game, let’s make a high score. [tweet it]
  29. Comparison is the thief of joy. [tweet it]
  30. We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. [tweet it]
  31. I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. [tweet it]
  32. A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished. [tweet it]
  33. It’s better to be looked over, than overlooked. [tweet it]
  34. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. [tweet it]
  35. The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read. [tweet it]
  36. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. [tweet it]
  37. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence. [tweet it]
  38. Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution. [tweet it]
  39. My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money. [tweet it]
  40. I love my country. It is the government I’m afraid of! [tweet it]
  41. Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. [tweet it]
  42. The only thing I can’t stand is discomfort. [tweet it]
  43. If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts. [tweet it]
  44. I’m a great lover, I’ll bet. [tweet it]
  45. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. [tweet it]
  46. The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math. [tweet it]
  47. Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich. [tweet it]
  48. This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. [tweet it]
  49. When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say. [tweet it]
  50. Never do anything yourself that others can do for you. [tweet it]

43 thoughts on “WhatsApp Status: 180+ Best and Clever Lines”

  1. status for whatsapp

    very nice status for whatsapp…. please keep updating more and more cool status for whatsapp…
    such a nice article for being so cool on whatsapp in front of friends :P :D

  2. Very nice and funny quotes I’ll share this with my friends. Thanks Lalit Kumar. I saw your other articles on explaining emojis and WhatsApp message delivery symbols good work even more explanatory than WhatsApp website itself. *Applauds*

  3. A few more :
    ‘Squirrels that run up Women’s legs find no nuts’
    ‘Only when the tide goes out you discover who’s been swimming naked’

  4. Great Collection, Lalitji! Look forward to new additions.

    Here’s some more for you:

    The Best Revenge Is Living Well!

    To those who exclaim I haven’t changed in years…well my dear, perfection is difficult to improve upon!

    What if, upon dying, God asks,”So, how was heaven?”

    How are you intelligent matters more than how intelligent are you.

  5. Best quotes are here…..
    that r fâbôô…..
    i like it so much that i suggest this page to my friends….

  6. Nice, from the post title i thought they will all be those normal love quotes that people share. They are very simple and for different occasions

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